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The best night ever
April 9, 2010, 3:48 pm
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It was a warm summer night in Houston when while packing up my car after a show my girlfriend at the time pulled me aside and said, “Hey Chris, isn’t that that guy from those videos??”.
My mind searched for who she was talking about until I turned around and saw Him.

He was a little over six feet tall and built wider and stronger than I ever could have imagined.
He was rolling with his running buddy Str8 Barz and they looked fly as fuck.
I quickly ran over with my girl and my camera and documented history.
I told him what an inspiration he’s been for me and how dope it is that he holds it down so hard on these isosceles streetz. Riff Raff is a true hero.

i wanna grow up to be just like him.


Kickin it on the road with Sun Hotel
March 24, 2010, 12:11 am
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Aight so sometimes I play in this fun little band Sun Hotel. This coming week (SPRING BREAKKK!!! XOXOX ROFL LOL!) we’re going on tour all along the dirty dirty thirdy thirdy coast. As of right now, I have no idea if I’ll be up on stage gathering girlies like the rest of the bros or if i’ll be hustlin’ merch and koozies and phone numbers for the jamsters themselves. Either way, it’ll be going down from March 25th till April 5th. I’m most excited about kickin it at Tyler “Back dat ass up” Scurlock‘s crib and seeing what it’s like to eat nothin but marshmallows all day. I’m bringing lots of drugs with me and hiding them in everyone else’s backpacks. You know, just to fuck with them. I’m also bringing extra fireworks.

Here’s the facebook event for the “Alex Hertz’s Bachelor Party Sassy Pants” Tour. Don’t miss these shows or we’ll kill you stone cold dead-ass.


Worries, Etc.
February 25, 2010, 1:48 am
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Track three from my upcoming album, “Worries, Etc.”
(audio mix/album art not finalized)

Caddywhopus News’n Tee
February 22, 2010, 7:55 pm
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Ok so for quite some time i’ve been mixing the new Caddywhompus album and I just now (yes now) exported my final mix. One step closer to releasing it and touring our asses off this summer. Oh baby are we stoked.

Also we got a new tee shirt coming yo way. check this shit out:

Blast from the past
January 18, 2010, 9:36 pm
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So the other day I was looking through some boxes of cds in my room and i ran across the one and only copy of the first thing I recorded digitally on my own. It was a simpler time, in early ninth grade. The cd had three tracks on it and “Me Three” written on the disk (undeniably the coolest solo project name ever). I popped it in my computer and was taken back. way back. two songs about real girls and one about a fake one were present on the disk. I showed my friends Derek and Trevor the songs last night in Austin for kicks and I kinda want to show some other people too. They suck major ballsack and the cheezeballocity is unmatched by most. Maybe I’ll upload it to bandcamp soon. In the meantime, I have a new cassette out (25 hand made copies) and if you want one, message me on facebook or email me at they’re going for the low, low price of 5 big bones.

As Riff Raff once told me, STAY GOOD.


Dat Flyah, Bruh
January 12, 2010, 5:24 am
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Dew it tew it. and other shizzzz
December 9, 2009, 7:29 am
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So I just did that whole twitter music thing and put up one song from most of my official releases on my page. You can download these songs fo free as well as stream them in their entirety there.

In other news, I’m almost done organizing and mastering my full length record and its correlating EP that will consist of outtakes and songs that just didn’t quite feel right in the mix of the full length album. I am also in the process of finishing up a few more ambient recordings to put on a limited edition ambient cassette that will contain my first two ambient albums as well as those new aforementioned ambient songs. So as you can tell, new music is on the horizon. I’m also busy and stoked about Caddywhompus‘ split 7″ and our full length we’re almost done recording. 2010 is gonna be a good year f’sho!